Forgetfulness means you can watch a movie over and over as if you'd never seen it before.
I cleverly disguise the tiny lines around my eyes with huge wrinkles.
I think I must be wearing a "wonder where they went" bra.
My bra is more of a cross your waist.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.
I'd get a tattoo if I had any skin tight enough to draw on.
It's Fire Prevention Week. If you have a hot flash....stop, drop, and roll.
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2 comments:
LOLOLOLOL!!!
I may need to stop drop and roll!
A pretty accurate description of all the things no one ever tells you happens when you get older! (They probably forgot.)
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